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Got any good vegan jokes?

Posted - April 26

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  • 8182
      April 26, 2024 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 3638

    Q: Why is almond milk called ‘milk’?

    A: Because nobody could call it ‘nut juice’ and keep a straight face.

    Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

    Q: What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?

    A: GRAAAAINNNS!!

      April 26, 2024 2:21 PM MDT
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  • 8182
    Those are good ones, :)  
      April 30, 2024 6:46 PM MDT
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  • 3638
    Thanks. :)
      May 1, 2024 5:08 PM MDT
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